Distribution map of the Ketu tribe | Survey report update (2026/01/18) [Hibernation alert]
We are pleased to report that a new Ketsu species has been spotted in the Tokyo area today.
The red area on the distribution map has been added, and the sphere of influence is steadily expanding.
However.
The research team has no intention of concluding that there are few ass people based on this fact.
There must be many more of them living there.
Despite this, it's clear why sightings aren't increasing.
■ Hypothesis: Hibernation (Kotatsu Hiding) Theory
Currently, due to the cold weather, the Ketsu tribe has stopped its outdoor activities and is highly likely hiding out in warm rooms or under kotatsu tables .
In other words, it's not that they're not there.
It just doesn't come out .
And here, the research team presents an important historical fact.
This has been said in our world since ancient times.
" The child who shows their bottom wins first prize . "
You can't win first prize by hiding.
Even when curled up behind the kotatsu, tradition doesn't smile.
Glory is given only to those who show up .
■ Warning
To all the butt people who have decided to hibernate.
I don't think we can just sit back and wait until spring.
As soon as I find it, I'll dye it red .
Let me know when you go outside.
Once confirmed, it will be reflected immediately on the distribution map.
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